Choice bits of conversation from Leigh-Ann's birthday party tonight:

Michelle "The word 'vagina' is just stupid.  I wish I were there when they named it.  I'd have objected."

Rob "HAHAHA"

Michelle "No, seriously.  We're replacing the word 'vagina' with 'Donna'.  HotDonna, your new name is vagina."

HotDonna "What?  NO!"

And for the rest of the evening, HotDonna was referred to as V-Box, Vajayjay, or V.J.  By everyone present at the party.

Later on,

RandomGirl (addressing Michelle) "Hey, were the dinosaurs before or after Jesus?"

Michelle "Uh, the dinosaurs were 65 million years ago.  Jesus was only two thousand."

RandomGirl (to other random girl) "See!  I told you!"

KelseyFace: "Yeah, but could you see that?  Jesus riding on the back of a stegosaurus?  'Mush, mush!  I'm late for Mass!'"

Michelle "Jesus didn't go to Mass!  He was jewish!"

KelseyFace "Wait, then were dinosaurs kosher?  Hey, who here's jewish?  You!  You're jewish!  Would dinosaurs be kosher?"

JewishGirl "Sure.  Why not."

Michelle "I'll tell you why not.  They had dewclaw thingies, which are like hooves.  And when you're kosher, you can't eat hoovey-thingies."

We're smart people, we are.